I have the Swine Flu.  H1N1.  Death Disease.  Whatever you want to call it.

I’ve been out of work for two days and I’ll be out tomorrow.

I have a fever, aches like I’ve never felt, a migraine I can’t even describe, and a cough that is PAINFUL.

I’m on Tamiflu, but all that does is keep you from being contagious and C., my mother, and my dad are on as a preventative.  MM was tested and was negative, but the doctor found out that she had a double ear infection (the second one in six weeks) so swim lessons are cancelled for her and I’m on quarantine from her.

I am not a happy camper right now.